Anybody can give you a review of Asolare or Zozo’s. But what about the really local places, like Our Market Smoothies in Cruz Bay, a business which just kind of popped into being one morning? Doesn’t advertise, nobody talks much about bit, but you might think of it as a secret pleasure of the island. Certainly a few people online do.
Kelsey C. wrote a nice Yelp.com review recently, conceding at the start, “Our Market looks like a run-down shack.” But, the possibly-premed student wrote, “The Smoothies are anything but tired. Real fruit and ice, these frozen delights will leave you refreshed and help you recharge in the heat.”
Beyond the $5 Mango concoction and the chilled coconut version that goes for $4, you can also add some rum to your smoothie. $3. Lots of people have, Kelsey says, because there’s a video Our Market shows “of various past inebriated guests screaming praises.”
Lori M. is, however, NOT a fan of this hole in the wall business. “If I could give the place -5 stars, I would.” It’s a ramshackle shack “with muddy charrs and two muddy tables,” she told Yelp. She said the owner “is the nastiest man I ever met in my entire life.” According to Lori, she and her friends were ignored and when they left “he cursed my friend.”