Funny stuff in the paper

The latest and greatest isue of the St. John Sun Times includes an incident log for St. John Rescue, the island’s fine all-volunteer emergency medical services group.  Two of the calls in June strike me as funny.

"June 19 to North Shore Road for a motor vehicle crash.  Patient refused treatment and police took into custody." (Maybe the patient could have avoided 'custody' by going to the Clinic.)

"June 24 to Mail Center for a superficial wound from a letter opener.  Administered first aid."

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